Post Script: While I was busy writing about John's antics, boy wonder wasn't idle. I hit the "Publish Post" button and ran off to find John standing in a pedestal sink full of water and rifling through the medicine cabinet. A strange humming alerted me to the fact that Daddy's electric razor was running. Most alarming, I found one baby aspirin floating in the debris. A quick call to Dave assured me that only one pill was loose.
My interrogation produced mixed results.
Me: Did you eat anything?
Me: Are you sure you didn't eat anything?
Nero fiddled while Rome burned. So easy to understand these days.