Kolbe, threatening a stuffed Peanuts' character: Charlie Brown, where are the rebel forces?
John: I have to go to the baffroom. Can I take my balloon?
Kolbe: Mr. Rogers was a sniper during the Vietnam War. He's covered with tattoos. That's why he wears all those sweaters.
John: I sent a letter to Gwandma. When she sees it, she's going to say, "I love you, John."