Thursday, January 01, 2015

Yo Grandma's So Old

Each summer my kids return from summer camp with two things: the mother lode of indescribable socks and a fresh supply of Yo Mama jokes. My favorite? Yo mama is so old she sat behind Moses in the third grade.

John recently skipped a generation and gave us a laugh with an inadvertent Yo Grandma joke. Seems he and Grandma were watching the trailer for Night at the Museum III and a brief exchange followed.

Grandma: You know I've been to the Museum of Natural History.

John: Did you see the dinosaur bones or the actual dinosaurs?

With all that's been going down of late, I'm guessing Grandma feels about 65 million years old, but we're fairly certain she isn't really 65 million years old.

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