He begins, "And the quiet old lady whispering..."
"Shut up, fool," Tim interrupts.
That resounding thud? Why that would be Margaret Wise Brown rolling over in her grave.
Meanwhile John is wandering through the house singing a new take on that stodgy Christmas classic, Walking in a Winter Wonderland. The alternative version is called Walking in My Winter Underwear. Let me share a verse with you:
Does it scratch? Yes, it scratches!Amazing what boys learn sitting around the campfire with their buds. Even more amazing that this mom hears these things and laughs until she cries.
Does it itch? Yes, it itches!
With a tug and a pull, a hundred percent wool.
Walking in my winter underwear!