Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Says You



Me: John, please climb out of the trunk and put your glasses back on.



Ainsley: Mama, may you would you please turn on The Donut Man?



Unidentified male member of the family: John, get a red light on your conduct card. Chicks dig bad boys.



John: Thanks you, God, for making Oatmeal Pies.

2 comments:

christinelaennec said...

We sometimes have similar moments in our family when we each seem to be inhabiting a slightly different universe from each other! I think sometimes it's because we know each other so well that we're almost just talking out loud rather than actually to each other.

Kelly said...

True - If half of what flits through my mind came out of my mouth, well, my family would all be worried about me.