Me: John, please climb out of the trunk and put your glasses back on.
Ainsley: Mama, may you would you please turn on The Donut Man?
Unidentified male member of the family: John, get a red light on your conduct card. Chicks dig bad boys.
John: Thanks you, God, for making Oatmeal Pies.
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We sometimes have similar moments in our family when we each seem to be inhabiting a slightly different universe from each other! I think sometimes it's because we know each other so well that we're almost just talking out loud rather than actually to each other.
True - If half of what flits through my mind came out of my mouth, well, my family would all be worried about me.
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