"Mama!" Ainsley wails in her most melodramatic tone, "The last time we go did to McDonald's, I wouldn't go on the playground. I was scary!""Ainsley, " I say, feigning patience I had lost amidst the early morning brawling in our house. "you're whining. Please stop."
"I'll talk like a big girl," she says with perfect composure.
"Mama!" Ainsley wails in her most melodramatic tone, completely unchanged from the first go around. "The last time we go did to McDonald's, I wouldn't go on the playground. I was scary!"
Just hand her the Oscar.
1 comment:
Oh you have no idea how many bells this rings for me!!!! Hilarious, and possibly true of all of us to some extent.
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