Invariably the Scouts return with a plethora of icky socks and a fresh supply of Yo Mama jokes. Among my favorites:
Yo Mama is so big I swerved to avoid her and I ran out of gas.
Yo Mama is so dull she went to the dentist for a bluetooth. (Okay, so they say stupid, but it's not one our nice words)
Yo Mama is so slow it takes her two hours to watch Sixty Minutes.
Yo Mama is so old she sat behind Moses in the third grade.