John's spent the day burning up with fever. The bright side of all this is that I got to hold him and rub his head and listen to his always interesting take on life.
John, on news worthy events: My friend London ate leaves and didn't die at all.
John, on safety: Mama, don't take a saw and cut yourself in half or else you'll bleed all over.
John, on his recent trim: I want my hair back.
John, on potty training: Ainsey, don't pee in your pants or else it gets all itchy.