Seven Quick Takes

1

Me: Ainsley, your shoes are on the wrong feet.

Ainsley, crossing her legs: Now they're not.

2

Kolbe: Don't apply pressure to the wound; just fan it.

3

Me: Yes, Ainsley, I'll rock you,

John: Don't fall for it, Ainsley. She's just putting you to sleep!

4

Ainsley, singing at the top of her lungs: I love dinosaurs, but they're extinct!

5

Dave: We don't yell at the table.

Ainsley: I'm not yelling. I'm singing.

6

John, with all the certainty of an expert witness: Superheroes don't have middle names.

7 

Continue to pray for Jen and head over to her place to add your Quick Takes.