Fifteen-year-old Tim on his report card: When you see these grades, we are SO going right to the permit office!
Eleven-year-old Kolbe quoting Famous Last Words: The fire extinguisher's empty; grab the hairspray. Leave some food out; the bears will think we're their friends. This is the deep end, right? I'm sure the power's off. These are the good kind of mushrooms.
Five-year-old John sounding out a word: Buh Uh Ttt. BUT! Bah, hah, hah, hah, hah!