Friday, May 16, 2014

Brought to You by Rhett and Link

Kolbe is a huge fan of Rhett and Link, and, you know, I'd provide a link, but I'm not 100% sure it's all Kosher, so we'll forego that step.

And at this point, I'm sure there are dutiful mothers out there shaking their heads in disbelief, saying, "What? You don't know if this material's fit for your kids?!?"

To these conscientious mothers I say, "Enjoy that one three-year-old of yours."

No more disclaimers . . . We were driving to school, and before we could begin the simple prayers we offer each morning, Tim and Kolbe launched into Rhett and Link's Famous Last Words. Here I offer sampling:

Unrelated picture of John.
1. Let's leave this food out. The bears will see us as friends.

2. Sharks don't attack people in t-shirts.

3. The fire extinguisher's empty. Get the hairspray!

4. No, don't apply pressure to the wound. Just fan it!

5. It's called rat poison, not human poison.

6. We didn't wear helmets when I was a kid!

7. So I put this end on my finger and then I grab the battery?

One of Kolbe's main missions in life is to keep me laughing. May he brighten your day as well. And hop over to Jen's to add your Quick Takes.


Kathleen Basi said...

"To these conscientious mothers I say, "Enjoy that one three-year-old of yours." "

HA! You have made my day. Signed, the mom who won't play Skylanders and Minecraft to see if it's really okay because who has time???

Kelly Dolin said...

Kathleen - Yes. Exactly.

Kris said...

I agree with Kathleen!! My standards have slipped SO badly with child #4 and child #5. Bad-Ly! Like when you hear your 6 or 7 year old singing at the top of his lungs in the car to Queen's "Fat Bottom Girls" or Lady Gaga, or some other such song that the bigger kids listen to. Or movies. Or TV. Such is life with multiple age groups. On the flip-side..... my bigger people still like "family movies" and Disney and all that other stuff. So there.